Always remember....

You know how on Facebook when someone comments on a status, and the OP likes their comment and replies, at which point the commenter likes OP's comment and replies, and then OP likes the reply and makes another reply, and the commenter likes OP's reply again and replies again, etc. Well what's the deal with that anyways, am I right?

LMS!!!

Also I'm leaving on January 14th for USAF BMT, lol! brb quitting job and getting back into shape before I ship out...

DAY 1 OF INTENSIVE TRAINING PROGRESS REPORT IMAGE BEGINS NOW:

I recently got a job that was supposed to be part time, but thanks to a few other employees being unavailable for an extended period of time (and thanks to my extraordinary work ethics), I'm currently working 35+ hours a week. Sure it's minimum wage ($9.19 per hour; WA > your state), but the only expense I have is rent, and I'm living with my parents and they only have me pay $100 a month.

Money piles up fast when you don't have to spend any of it. I might build a nice computer or buy a nice sword, but for the most part I'm just hoarding it. Of course I hate the job though; basically I'm a waiter in a retirement home and I have to put up with grumpy unhappy dissatisfied old people's shit for three meals in a row. Thankfully I'm only doing this while I wait to be shipped off to USAF basic training; it's nice knowing that it's temporary.

soon the number of fat people encouraging each other about how it's better to be "happy" than healthy will overtake the number of healthy people and we skinny folk will become ostracized from society. we will live in the trees and up long flights of stairs and ladders to avoid being sat on by the fats, and we'll survive by stealing their food. soon we will steal enough food to make them all skinny again and it will end world hunger, destroy racism, and produce world peace

BETTER 2 B HEALTHY THAN "HAPPY (but actually just FAT)"

i almost got roped into a religious debate on facebok

into the trash it goes

Never before has man come so close to perfection...

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Nor shall he come so close again... except maybe when Arcturus release their next album.

Leaked image of Star Wars 7, conveniently labeled and 100% legitimate.

Every time I see someone being stupid on Facebook, instead of getting mad because I can't point out their stupidity without looking like a dick (I'm not a dick so I never say anything), I just remember that which helps the most:

:^)

And then I listen to Torture Division because I'm edgy and like to hear Jorgen roar "I WANNA BEEEAT SOMEBODYYYY"

Seriously though I strongly dislike the double standard of women being allowed to call men idiots and fools, and laugh at men in pain, but condemning even the smallest name-calling or joke involving the mildest of "violence" towards women as "misogynist", and it's even more annoying when people you always thought were reasonable propagate this double standard without a second thought.

However, lest I or anyone else forget:

:^)

it just now occurred to me that it might not be a good idea to spend so much time on internet forums. Huh

rate my black metal band pls